I don't think anyone wants to know about me, but we will see.
- Relationship: Single
- Intrested in: Girls
- Job: Professional Critic and Writer
- Birthday: 1984-02-05
- Turn ons: Big Everything, Heavy Things
- Turn offs: Small Anything, Light Things
- Joined: 1 year ago
- Last login: 1 month ago
- Website: http://eporner.com
- Interests and Hobbies: Cars, Curves, Lifting Heavy Weights, Wrenching, Fighting, Adrenaline
Mister_de_Sade's Posted comments
She was so sexy, but she's almost unrecognizable now. Not just tits and ass, she somehow fucked up her face, like cheek implants or something.
And she was one of the prettier stars. Big sad...
Damn, she really went for it with the plastic. Just all in.
That's true dark meat right there, friends. Beautiful skin.
A rare gift. A rather unique pair of monsters.
Insane the difference some oil makes. Like two new asses.
Shortly before she became Pinky XXXL
Ah, yes, the good ol' days... :(
Those, gentlemen, are the definition of "udders", and I love them.
Incredible tits, BUT listed as "D" cups on her bio. Those titties would laugh at a D cup bra.
Is anyone else doing it on this level? I've never liked these, especially photos, but this is something else. Thanks for putting in the effort.
This is one of times if I was a surgeon, and she came in for a consultation, I would have to say, "Nope, not those, darling."
I bet the right side of her jaw was sore after that.
Is she still relevant? I thought the whole pancake titties and the two chocolate chips for nips would hand her a swift exit. She seems like the type that would sue you for dropping her, so maybe that's it. "Single tear..."
Anyone remember when this bitch was on MTV's show "Made" back in like 2007 or so? She got her dream.
What the fuck are you talking about? If it was nature it would have put them on the same continents without the use of ships or extremely long travel at some point in history.
What the fuck are you talking about? If it was nature it would have put them on the same continents without the use of ships or extremely long travel at some point in history.
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This was shot in 2012, that's fourteen years ago. What is 33-14??? NINETEEN! And why the fuck do you care? It's their video.
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This was shot in 2012, that's fourteen years ago. What is 33-14??? NINETEEN! And why the fuck do you care? It's their video.
She thinks that's a big cock? What the fuck happened to this girl? Keep suckin' it, girl, maybe you'll make it bigger that way.
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Every time I see this girl, I keep wondering when someone's gonna tell her what a BBC is and isn't. Camera angles and special lenses don't help as much as people think. Girl thinks six and a half inches qualifies.
Every time I see this girl, I keep wondering when someone's gonna tell her what a BBC is and isn't. Camera angles and special lenses don't help as much as people think. Girl thinks six and a half inches qualifies.
Every time I see this girl, I keep wondering when someone's gonna tell her what a BBC is and isn't. Camera angles and special lenses don't help as much as people think. Girl thinks six and a half inches qualifies.
Now that, my ladies and gents, is how to properly come out of the closet.
So, is the loose receptacle on the ceiling foreshadowing or just a fire hazard?
Mmm, nnyeees foreshadowing, perhaps, of the Joycean epiphany that eventuates in the denouement.
Is she shrinking? Or are the dicks just getting bigger?
His dick weighs more than he does!
Damn! She's gonna be sittin' with a lean for a week...
I would marry my gf if she let me slut her out to white men like this. Empty massive nut on her pretty black face
Damn. You gotta be doing some pro work somewhere. Hopefully you don't stop doin' it here
Dredd, please, for the love of God, stop with the fish-eye... It's starting to look like the girl is ten feet away, and I remember when you said you were ten inches!
Damn, she's gonna pull her cervix out.
What the fuck are you talking about? If it was nature it would have put them on the same continents without the use of ships or extremely long travel at some point in history.
Seems like I see her in more and more bbc videos...
She's definitely fond of chocolate.
Her OF is not worth subbing to. Even after you are in, more paywall crap. Amazing BBW and tits but she feels like a rip-off.
We need more of this, people. OF has fucked things up enough as it is. When you have info, good or bad, share it so people don't waste their money.
I rarely get to say it, but that's a new one for me.
Damn, she's gettin' deeper.
Unbelievable. That bitch was created for BBCs.
I went out and bought those shoes for my gf. It wasn't nearly as hot...
I don't know how they do it, but I'm glad I got this front row seat. Let me hit this first... Okay...