- Relationship: Single
- Intrested in: Guys and Girls
- Birthday: 2005-03-01
- Turn ons: Hot young girls with no tattoos or septum piercings (or those fucking spacer things in their ears).
- Turn offs: Ugly-ass male performers in scenes. Seriously though, this is the biggest "Boner-Killer" in porn.
- Joined: 3 years ago
- Last login: 2 weeks ago
- Website: http://zombo.com
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This Fat, Impotent Loser can't even FUCK.......Hell, he can't even get that Pathetic, Limp, Tiny Excuse for a dick hard enough to Fuck properly. Poor Allie. This scene is Cringe AF.
What's with this creepy dude's breathing? Fucking creeps me out.
That fisting shit is fucking disgusting. Ruins the scene.
seeing girls do it I don't mind . I just don't like when guys do it .
These stupid-looking freak tits are in every hentai. Stupid jap animators.
That hairy monstrosity should be lit on fire and burned to death. I wanna puke. Why do they ruin porn scenes by casting the moist hideous male performers?
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If you knew Rebel, you'd know she's into this. BDSM is loved all over the world. They're consenting adults.
Damn. I'd totally love this scene if Anna was in her teens to early 20s. But she's a bit too old now.
ATK Girlfriends could actually be a great porn website if it weren't for this ugly little limp-dicked geezer that's the male performer in every fucking ATK video. His wrinkly hands and tiny impotent dick make me wanna puke. Dude must be in his 60s by the looks of it. I bet it's the owner of the website. These ugly old geezers always insist on being the male talent in the porn videos they produce. I fucking hate it.
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PRIMAL STUDIOS Please get rid of that fugly, short, bald, Mr.Clean-looking dude, with the "Dad-Bod" covered in ratchet-ass tattoos.
That Mr.Clean-looking dude is the site's owner. When you get to have your own site & have the ability to pay these girls for their services, then you choose which actors get to fuck them, even yourself.
what moron came up with the porn premise?
the guy is an annoying little bitch
That old man is FUCKING DISGUSTING. Do these porn studios really not realize what a MASSIVE "Boner-Killer" it is to see some "Wrinkled, Limp-Dicked, Old Geezer" (in their fucking 60's) have sex with a young girl (in her Teens to Early 20s)? It literally looks like some "Creepy, Perverted, Geriatric Pedophile" has kidnapped a teenage girl and is sexually assaulting them. Fucking vile.
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That joke at the beginning made no sense. Does Lentil mean "Jizz" in the Czech Republic?
Look at this loser's tiny crooked cock. Jesus. Did he stick it in a vacuum cleaner when he was a kid? Bananas aren't even as curved as that pathetic little dick.
The idiots that made this VR Scene clearly didn't understand that very BASIC tenet of the POV Scene THE VIEWER IS SUPPOSED TO PLAY THE MALE PERFORMER. These idiots filmed the male performer in the POV Shot.............So who are WE supposed to be in the scene?! A fucking chimpanzee could make more competent porn scenes then these morons in the Adult Film Industry.
The male performer completely kills this scene. Disgusting old geezer with a huge beer belly, leathery skin, shitty-ass tattoos, pubic hair beard, and a rat-tail on his head. Fucking repulsive.
So the Director couldn't just put off shooting this scene until that EAR-SPLITTING PRESSURE-WASHING NOISE (from the Geriatric Neighbour) Ended?!
stupid fucking music
Tiny-Dicked Loser. He should be embarrassed to show his shrimp dick to the whole world via the Internet.
This guy's voice is so fucking annoying. He sounds like he's had his balls chopped off. Beta-male Chud Loser. Fucking Limp-Dicked Dweeb.
This Chud has the most DISGUSTING blonde pubes. Fucking REVOLTING.
If they can't speak English, THEN DON'T MAKE THEM SPEAK BROKEN ENGLISH IN THE SCENE! Just have them speak in their native language and put English subtitles in, FFS!
This hideous male performer (who I'm guessing is the owner of the website) is totally oblivious to the fact that he's ruining every scene he puts himself in. Ugly face, pale white skin, and he's got "Hank Hill's Ass". I wanna puke every time I see that "No Ass".
Upload the full scene or don't upload at all. We don't want these edited videos.
Is this dude speaking english? It sounds like he's gargling someone's balls while he's talking.
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Facts
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This scene woulda been awesome.........if it weren't for that fat disgusting old man.
Full name?
What's with the blurred faces? That's really annoying.
Nothing like disgusting old geezer dudes in speedos to kill your boner! Great job, explicite-art!
The guy is such an annoying little chud.
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This Dude is a Retard; like, he literally sounds like some Burnout-Loser who Dropped out of Elementary School and then proceeded to take up Glue-Huffing for the next 20 years.
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I watch porn for the female performers, not the male so they don't bother me.
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Pathetic Beta-Male Cuck with a Tiny Limp Dick. Sounds like he's 65-years-old.
Wow. Her saying "I'm Poppy" over and over again for 13 minutes doesn't get annoying at all!
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Well its an interesting point of view I assume you aren't allowed anywhere near sharp objects you dickhead. If you don't like it then don't watch it
Name of Redhead?
DON'T INSERT THOSE ANNOYING WATERMARKS IN THE VIDEO!
If the only video you have is these ones full of annoying commercials, voiceovers, scrolling text, watermarks, and other garbage THEN DON'T BOTHER UPLOADING IT!
Pathetic tiny little japanese dick.
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who's the hot girl in the thumbnail (short black hair)?
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I watch porn for the female performers, not the male so they don't bother me.
put the names of the actresses in the video
Please, someone give the name of the girl.
She is called 'Lolita Star'
what is up with the japanese blurring genitals? they make some of the most depraved porn in the world, yet showing male or female genitals is still blasphemy for them. Wtf?
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Is this a joke? They never show the girl's face? Why even bother making this shitty amateur porn in the first place if you're not even gonna show the actress' face?
Fair comment, especially as she's probably really pretty. At least, her fabulously beautiful ass makes up to some extent.
Whoever inserts those "Shhh......" messages in all these videos, please fuck off, eat shit, and die.
I'm not even kidding I want this ugly-ass goblin of a male performer to fucking die.
Christ, this stupid little man-baby is insufferable. Even the Girl can't act horny despite her best efforts.
It'd be better to have these girls speak in their native tongue with english subtitles, instead of having them speak broken english.
This man-child has the most annoying-sounding voice; not to mention his constant idiotic "Blather". He literally sounds like he's had his balls cut off. What a Bitch.
This Chud Loser has the wussiest-sounding voice imaginable. Not to mention his Cringey "Beta-Male" dialogue. Fucking pathetic.
So the Director couldn't just put off shooting this scene until that EAR-SPLITTING PRESSURE-WASHING NOISE (from the Geriatric Neighbour) Ended?!
This Dude is a Retard; like, he literally sounds like some Burnout-Loser who Dropped out of Elementary School and then proceeded to take up Glue-Huffing for the next 20 years.
Christ, this stupid little man-baby is insufferable. Even the Girl can't act horny despite her best efforts.
Black Hair Girl is AVA DALUSH
If the only video you have is these ones full of annoying commercials, voiceovers, scrolling text, watermarks, and other garbage THEN DON'T BOTHER UPLOADING IT!
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Well its an interesting point of view I assume you aren't allowed anywhere near sharp objects you dickhead. If you don't like it then don't watch it
That joke at the beginning made no sense. Does Lentil mean "Jizz" in the Czech Republic?
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It's awesome! They are both adults! Julie Skyhigh is really kind to help him!
If you're gonna cast a "nerdy girl" part in a film, don't cast an actress with F-ing Tattoos! No REAL Nerd-Girls have Tattoos.
There's a reason why they didn't list the names. EPorner would delete the video!
Disgusting 75-year-old grandpa. Ruins the entire scene. These porn producers need to all get AIDS and die. They have no idea what's sexy.
Name of the girl?
These porn producers have no idea what BUILDUP is. They just jump right into fucking. Smh.
This male performer is such an annoying little bitch with the most pussy-ass-sounding voice in the world. He sounds like he's had his balls chopped off.
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Don't insert those stupid commercials at the beginning of the video.
Whoever inserts those "Shhh......" messages in all these videos, please fuck off, eat shit, and die.
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Name of the girl?
Can these studios ever cast a male performer that DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE WAS BEATEN WITH THE UGLY STICK!
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PIPSQUEAK!
fat disgusting tub of shit. this ugly sasquatch ruins the whole scene.
I want this disgusting limp-dicked grandpa to fucking die so I never come across him in a porn video EVER AGAIN! FUCKING DIE OF A STROKE ALREADY, STEVE HOLMES!
My only complaint is the lack of sex there's like, NO SEX in any of these videos.
I thought you were joking, but you're totally right...........That is truly F-ing REVOLTING. So in addition to this guy being an OLD, BALDING, LEATHER-SKINNED, UGLY Motherf*cker his nauseating overgrown pubes seem to be a nesting spot for F-ING SPIDERS!..............Excuse me while I vomit.
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This dude ruins the scene. Pigeon-Chested, Dad-Bod, with THE MOST FUCKING REVOLTING BELLYBUTTON I'VE EVER SEEN.
Dude needs to see a doctor about his bright cherry red face. Wtf?
Disgusting 75-year-old grandpa. Ruins the entire scene. These porn producers need to all get AIDS and die. They have no idea what's sexy.
Tiny-Dicked Loser. He should be embarrassed to show his shrimp dick to the whole world via the Internet.
These porn producers have no idea what BUILDUP is. They just jump right into fucking. Smh.
This guy's voice is so fucking annoying. He sounds like he's had his balls chopped off. Beta-male Chud Loser. Fucking Limp-Dicked Dweeb.
stupid fucking music
This male performer is such an annoying little bitch with the most pussy-ass-sounding voice in the world. He sounds like he's had his balls chopped off.
This dude ruins the scene. Pigeon-Chested, Dad-Bod, with THE MOST FUCKING REVOLTING BELLYBUTTON I'VE EVER SEEN.
If they can't speak English, THEN DON'T MAKE THEM SPEAK BROKEN ENGLISH IN THE SCENE! Just have them speak in their native language and put English subtitles in, FFS!
This Fat, Impotent Loser can't even FUCK.......Hell, he can't even get that Pathetic, Limp, Tiny Excuse for a dick hard enough to Fuck properly. Poor Allie. This scene is Cringe AF.
LIST THE NAMES OF THE PERFORMERS, UPLOADER! YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARD!
LIST THE NAMES OF THE PERFORMERS, UPLOADER! YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARD!
NAMES OF PERFORMERS, YOU FUCKING RETARDED UPLOADER!
The idiots that made this VR Scene clearly didn't understand that very BASIC tenet of the POV Scene THE VIEWER IS SUPPOSED TO PLAY THE MALE PERFORMER. These idiots filmed the male performer in the POV Shot.............So who are WE supposed to be in the scene?! A fucking chimpanzee could make more competent porn scenes then these morons in the Adult Film Industry.
What's with this creepy dude's breathing? Fucking creeps me out.
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If you knew Rebel, you'd know she's into this. BDSM is loved all over the world. They're consenting adults.
NAMES OF PERFORMERS, YOU FUCKING RETARDED UPLOADER!
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NAME?! WHY DON'T YOU ASSHOLES EVER PUT THE NAME OF THE FUCKING FEMALE PERFORMER!!! FUCKING RETARD!
This Chud Loser has the wussiest-sounding voice imaginable. Not to mention his Cringey "Beta-Male" dialogue. Fucking pathetic.
There's a reason why they didn't list the names. EPorner would delete the video!
Skip ahead to 3:31 to spare yourself the migraine you will get if you listen to the "Limp-Dicked Loser Interviewer" at the start of the video.
How has FACIAL ABUSE not been shut down and its owners sued into destitution and sent to jail? (just like the MEATHOLES founder). This is just straight-up Rape. You have to be a fucking Rapist (or "Wannabe Rapist") to enjoy this Sick Shit.
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This Chud has the most DISGUSTING blonde pubes. Fucking REVOLTING.
This man-child has the most annoying-sounding voice; not to mention his constant idiotic "Blather". He literally sounds like he's had his balls cut off. What a Bitch.
The male performer completely kills this scene. Disgusting old geezer with a huge beer belly, leathery skin, shitty-ass tattoos, pubic hair beard, and a rat-tail on his head. Fucking repulsive.
Pathetic Beta-Male Cuck with a Tiny Limp Dick. Sounds like he's 65-years-old.
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Name of Redhead?
Name of the Girl?
The girl is so cute. Wish she just did some porn of her own, cuz all these other swingers are ugly AF.
Why do they make these Czech Girls speak in Broken English? It would be so much better to just have them speak Czech and insert English Subtitles.
Die steve holmes. You hideous geriatric piece of shit. Fuckin' Geezer is ruining porn.
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who's the girl?
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who is this?
Casting a sexy girl in her Teens to Early-20s with a Disgusting, Ugly, Wrinkled, Saggy, Grey, Tiny Limp-Dicked, Old Geezer.........This is why american porn sucks.
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It's awesome! They are both adults! Julie Skyhigh is really kind to help him!
If you're gonna cast a "nerdy girl" part in a film, don't cast an actress with F-ing Tattoos! No REAL Nerd-Girls have Tattoos.
Is this a joke? They never show the girl's face? Why even bother making this shitty amateur porn in the first place if you're not even gonna show the actress' face?
Fair comment, especially as she's probably really pretty. At least, her fabulously beautiful ass makes up to some extent.
who is this cute girl?
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Could you tell us the title of this video and the actress' name? Thx.
480p?............Are you fucking kidding me?
What's with the blurred faces? That's really annoying.
This guy is a disgusting little shit-eating cuck. He's so obsessed with sticking his tongue in other people's shitholes that he's basically just "human toilet paper".
Steve holmes needs to do the porn industry a big favour and just die already. This hideous geriatric chud makes viewers instantly lose their boners and causes them to vomit in disgust.
Well he might be old but sure his cock would easily please women.
Steve holmes needs to do the porn industry a big favour and just d1e already. This hideous geriatric chud makes viewers instantly lose their boners and causes them to vomit in disgust.
this might've been a good scene if they blurred the face of that ugly bald motherfucker.
Could you tell us the title of this video and the actress' name? Thx.
Next time, put the names of actresses in each clip. That way we can look up the performers we like.
It's amazing how these old smegs don't even understand "basic grooming habits". Has this limp-dicked loser ever heard of a RAZOR? That bush of his (combined with his tiny dick) reminded me of that scene from THE HANGOVER (you know the one). Lmao.
who's the short haired one?
Tiny limp-dicked cuck. I HATE how these porn studio owners always make themselves the male talent for their videos despite the fact that they're OLD, FAT, UGLY, HAIRY, IMPOTENT, AND HAVE PATHETIC LITTLE BABY DICKS. Not to mention PITIFUL FUCKING SKILLS.
What the fuck is that stupid-looking white surgical cap the guy is wearing? Fuck! Why are the male performers in american porn always retards?!
That pathetic little baby-dick at the end that took forever to cum (probably because the dude is impotent)..............Pitiful. Can they not hire half-decent male performers in porn!.........FFS.
Get rid of the dumb bitch with the white trash chest tattoo.
Don't ever insert that stupid "robot voice commercial" in your video uploads ever again.
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That old man is FUCKING DISGUSTING. Do these porn studios really not realize what a MASSIVE "Boner-Killer" it is to see some "Wrinkled, Limp-Dicked, Old Geezer" (in their fucking 60's) have sex with a young girl (in her Teens to Early 20s)? It literally looks like some "Creepy, Perverted, Geriatric Pedophile" has kidnapped a teenage girl and is sexually assaulting them. Fucking vile.
Look at this loser's tiny crooked cock. Jesus. Did he stick it in a vacuum cleaner when he was a kid? Bananas aren't even as curved as that pathetic little dick.
put the names of the actresses in the video
DON'T INSERT THOSE ANNOYING WATERMARKS IN THE VIDEO!
I thought you were joking, but you're totally right...........That is truly F-ing REVOLTING. So in addition to this guy being an OLD, BALDING, LEATHER-SKINNED, UGLY Motherf*cker his nauseating overgrown pubes seem to be a nesting spot for F-ING SPIDERS!..............Excuse me while I vomit.
Fucking ugly fat hairy chud ruining the scene
This stupid chud's "moaning sounds" are insufferable.
I wanna puke seeing this disgusting limp-dicked chud's revolting body hair.
This ugly little bald midget with the shitty tattoos ruins all the PRIMAL videos.
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I honestly don't know how any consumer can willingly support porn websites (by paying for monthly subscriptions) that cast these UGLY, FAT, OLD, and TINY LIMP-DICKED male performers! How does any normal, self-respecting man beat off to a scene like this when you've got this MORBIDLY OBESE, UNWASHED, HAIRY, TUB OF SHIT, WITH CROOKED TEETH, AND A FACE THAT LOOKS LIKE IT'S BEEN BEATEN RELENTLESSLY WITH "THE UGLY STICK". This is NOT "fapping material" It's "vomiting material".
This dude sounds like he's 65 years old. Disgusting.
Limp-dicked retard wearing that dumbass baseball cap in every video he's in.
WHY THE FUCK DID THE AMERICAN PORN INDUSTRY DECIDE TO MAKE THIS DISGUSTING INCEST PORN SHIT, THE DOMINANT GENRE?
put that girl in porn
pretty girls ruining their looks with trailer trash tattoos.
This guy looks like a human hemorrhoid. Ugly little goblin-man.
Fucking retard male performer keeps his shirt on while fucking, like a fat kid when he goes for swim at the beach. Fucking pathetic.
Is there a public playlist or a channel where all the MIND UNDER MASTER videos are collected?
Could this male performer have a "Bitchy-er, more Beta-Male-Sounding Voice"? And good job to the retard that wrote and directed this scene we REALLY needed to have that "bathroom pissing scene" in there.Fucking retard chuds.
WTF is wrong with this dude's breathing? Can he not breathe through his fucking nose? His constant mouth breathing is annoying as fuck. Mouth-breathing retard.
Fucking ugly steampunk bearded chud loser.
Fuck off
Please die, jack vegas. Repulsive old chud.
the chud is disgusting
Pathetic. This fat, ugly, middle-aged loser isn't even capable of seeing his tiny 2-inch dick when he looks down, because of his ginormous beer belly. My compliments to the actress, though, for dutifully acting like she could feel that pitiful cocktail weenie.
I've taken shits that are better looking than that dude's face.
TURN OFF THAT STUPID FUCKING METAL MUSIC!
Please die steve holmes. You're a disgusting old geezer and you ruin every porn scene you're in.
Jesus. Did they get a male performer with down syndrome? That guy is disturbing to look at. Instant boner-killer.
Very hot. Too bad the video quality of this upload is like a fucking VHS tape.
This dude is hideous. Bald, short, dad-bod, and ratchet-ass tattoos.
This scene would be a whole lot better if it was just the hot girl and without that chubby pig on the left.
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CONGRATULATIONS to the 2 white trash boys in this video. They've won the award for "WORLD'S SHITTIEST TATTOOS!". Seriously, it looks like their limbs have turned black from severe frostbite, and the flesh is rotting away now. Fucking retards.
name of the goth girl?
NAMES?! DON'T JUST NAME ONE AND NOT THE OTHERS FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
That dubbing from the male voice actor is cringey as hell. An "AI-generated robot voice" would sound better than this dude.
It's amazing how the male retards that run the porn industry are totally oblivious to the fact that if the male performer is a hideous freak of nature with a tiny limp dick and no fucking skills, THEN IT RUINS THE WHOLE VIDEO!
This loser's voice is the opposite of hypnotic. He sounds like a nasally dweeboid accountant.
They gotta stick with "Native English-Speakers" for the cosplay roles.
This cuck needs to learn what a fucking "razor" is and shave that disgusting crab-infested bush of his. Fucking male porn actors are all the ugliest mongoloids on the planet.
there's no masturbation scene
COULD THEY NOT GET A MALE PERFORMER WITH A NORMAL DICK! THIS DISGUSTING FREAK HAS SKIN CANCER ON HIS TINY LITTLE LIMP DICK FOR FUCK'S SAKE! And this retard has never heard of a fucking razor; what a disgusting bush surrounding that repulsive wiener.
Those are the ugliest freak tits i've ever seen in my life. I'm gonna puke.
Please upload more Leda Bear. She's the best.
I like the LANG videos, but this chud is annoying as fuck. He has the sissiest voice, and he breathes way too loud through his nose. Also the retarded way he talks "walk into the perfectly lit studio".
michael masters is an ugly little garden gnome
Cosplay isn't just slapping on a costume; it involves roleplay too. The performer should be in character and speaking as Elsa.
This dude has the most revolting blonde pubes. Has this smeg ever heard of a fucking RAZOR? The retard has a huge "blonde afro bush".
Upload in original video quality or don't upload at all.
Full name? Why does it just say "gwen"? FFS.
shut the fuck up, you white trash skank
The dude looks like a fucking AIDS patient. Is it so hard for them to just cast male performers that don't look like emaciated holocaust prisoners?
scene ruined by that fat, scabby-legged, saggy-assed, tiny limp-diced chud loser.
the boyfriend is such a dweeby chud loser
Why does porn always cast the most annoying little chuds for male performers?
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